Title: What were you arrested for?
7-11 Deadly Sins - February 22, 2008 07:43 PM (GMT)
Type "[your name] was arrested for" into Google (with quotation marks)
The results are fun.
According to police, Caty had reached over the store's counter for the money and accidentally discharged his gun, hitting Steny, who then fell against a third robber, causing his gun to discharge and hit Caty. The three then fled. Said the Food Spot clerk, "I knew there was a mistake. They were the only ones bleeding."
SkittleShmexRawr - February 22, 2008 08:09 PM (GMT)
Why'd you use my name first?
Lulz, you love me.
Bostwik - February 22, 2008 09:13 PM (GMT)
The Texans promoted Kyle Shanahan.
7-11 Deadly Sins - February 22, 2008 09:32 PM (GMT)
my name didn't have anything funny
SkittleShmexRawr - February 22, 2008 09:36 PM (GMT)
Aww, that blows.
"Garrett was arrested for subway fare evasion in January and later charged with heroin possession when drugs were found on him. Two months later he was taken back into custody after testing positive for drugs, a violation of his probation.
In March 2005 Garrett plead guilty to attempted possession of cocaine and was placed on probation."
OH NO
Jesus Christ Supermarket - February 22, 2008 10:31 PM (GMT)
Greg was arrested for marijuana possesion, threating to punch a bouncer and (I love this one) serial masturbation in public ("He'd been warned many times...").
Oh...My...God
Egocentric Utensil - February 23, 2008 12:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jesus Christ Supermarket @ Feb 22 2008, 05:31 PM) |
Greg was arrested for marijuana possesion, threating to punch a bouncer and (I love this one) serial masturbation in public ("He'd been warned many times...").
Oh...My...God |
No, silly, you aren't supposed to actually do it about yourself... :P
Anyway...
"Mike was arrested for an outstanding warrant for a traffic ticket. His car was searched, and drug paraphenalia was discovered."
"Mike once arrested for an "elaborate scheme" to smuggle Batman & Robin footage; may not own Belly. The Smoking Gun has uncovered documents showing that Mike..."
Pretty much everything after that is about Mike Tyson.
Bostwik - February 23, 2008 12:36 AM (GMT)
Oh, I did it wrong.
"Kyle, a sixth grader, was arrested for stomping in a puddle."
I'm not sure what to make of that.
cheese_nabber - February 23, 2008 02:34 AM (GMT)
This is just to epic for words, note the amazing comeback at the end
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Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Algernon...is it midnight already?" |
Wiffleball - February 23, 2008 02:45 AM (GMT)
Jared was arrested for loitering at The Honey Baked Ham.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
Giddy Fork - February 23, 2008 05:01 AM (GMT)
I was arrested in the 1800s apparently...
Melancholy Spork - February 23, 2008 06:25 AM (GMT)
7-11 Deadly Sins - February 23, 2008 05:08 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (cheese_nabber @ Feb 22 2008, 09:34 PM) |
This is just to epic for words, note the amazing comeback at the end
| QUOTE | Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Algernon...is it midnight already?" |
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that didn't actually happen lolz
SkittleShmexRawr - February 23, 2008 06:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Melancholy Spork @ Feb 23 2008, 01:25 AM) |
Ohgod.
Heroin possession. |
Say it isn't so! :[
Egocentric Utensil - February 23, 2008 10:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (cheese_nabber @ Feb 22 2008, 09:34 PM) |
| QUOTE | | "A pumpkin? Algernon...is it midnight already?" |
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XDXDXD
cheese_nabber - February 26, 2008 06:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (7-11 Deadly Sins @ Feb 23 2008, 11:08 AM) |
| QUOTE (cheese_nabber @ Feb 22 2008, 09:34 PM) | This is just to epic for words, note the amazing comeback at the end
| QUOTE | Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Algernon...is it midnight already?" |
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that didn't actually happen lolz
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well that sucks
Day of Fire - February 26, 2008 05:10 PM (GMT)
Local resident Paul Ryan was arrested Sunday morning for allegedly raping panda bears. Ryan, age 25, was found sleeping in the zoo's "Panda Island", naked from the waist down. His pants were crumpled in a corner.
THE WHOLE ARTICLE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
Wiggle - November 27, 2008 09:02 AM (GMT)
Beckoning him to walk her out of the house, Irene told her onetime friend that a relationship between them would never work out, because "you’re a homosexual, Stephen."
Stephen was arrested for throwing a missile at a car on the highway. WHAT?! A missile?! That’s serious shit! Does he think he’s Rambo?!
Kayru - November 27, 2008 09:21 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Day of Fire @ Feb 26 2008, 11:10 AM) |
Local resident Paul Ryan was arrested Sunday morning for allegedly raping panda bears. Ryan, age 25, was found sleeping in the zoo's "Panda Island", naked from the waist down. His pants were crumpled in a corner.
THE WHOLE ARTICLE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
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Holy hell.
I got only two results.
AND NEITHER OF THEM ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Trishas are awesome. XD
1:
(This was an example written for a law school exam.)
Trisha had an unfortunate habit of stealing jewelry from estates for which Bank was executor when she felt that no one would miss the stolen items. She collected these pieces and cherished them along with her own jewelry collection.
...In early 2006 Trisha was arrested for the embezzlement of jewelry worth $25,000 taken by her incalendar year 2005. She quickly pled guilty, returned the jewelry to the estates involved, and was sentenced to prison. Before reporting to prison, she died suddenly of a heart attack in early February 2006. Able, as her executor, is now petitioning to probate Trisha’s will and jewelry list which he found in her desk.
2:
(This was part of some sort of overview on episodes of a show.)
DA asks Shawn what happened on the night at Prince Rupert. Shawn said he meet up with Crystal and Alana and they discuss how to scare Kevin and Luke then they end up having Crystal missing then Alana's missing. DA asks Kevin what happened next. Kevin said he met Trisha and Magee. They all went back to Ontario and Trisha was arrested for killing Kirsten Dressler but the killing spree turn out to be a set up. DA asks Shawn what happened next.
7-11 Deadly Sins - November 27, 2008 03:51 PM (GMT)
Biobylon 5 - November 27, 2008 09:22 PM (GMT)
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A TEENAGE girl woke up to find a city burglar's hand over her mouth when he was raiding her house, Exeter Crown Court has heard.
Police used a sniffer dog to track down Matthew Howard after another occupant of the house in Exminster alerted police and chased the burglar after hearing the disturbance which had terrified the 13-year-old.
Howard, 19, of Topsham Road, Exeter, pleaded guilty to an offence of burglary, when he appeared in custody at Exeter Crown Court on Friday.
The court heard he already has 33 previous court appearances for other offences but Judge Graham Cottle said that the latest offence was an escalation in the defendant's criminal career.
Judge Cottle told the court: "A 13-year-old girl wakes up to find his hand over her mouth."
The judge added: "His criminal career has moved onto a new plane."
The prosecution did not divulge all the details of the burglary at this stage. The charge stated that Howard stole two bunches of keys and a kitchen knife during the break-in on May 20 this year.
Defence counsel Martin Lanchester applied for the case to be adjourned for reports and did not provide any mitigation for the crime at this stage.
Judge Cottle remanded Howard in custody to be sentenced on a date to be set. He told him: "You have pleaded guilty to a very serious offence.
"Looking at the circumstances of it, I shall need as much help as I can get before possibly sentencing you."
A spokesman for Devon and Cornwall police told the Echo, after the hearing, that they drafted in a sniffer dog to catch Howard after he fled the scene in the early hours of the morning.
She said: "The man entered the property and was chased not by the girl but by a person who reported it to police.
"The offender ran into a field. We sent out a police dog who tracked him down and he was arrested by officers."
She said the burglary happened around 1am and Howard was arrested three quarters of an hour later.
Further details, such as whether the male occupant who chased Howard was the girl's father, brother or a lodger, were not available at this stage. |
Sounds like something I'd do, yep.
Laughing Plasticware - November 28, 2008 04:26 PM (GMT)
Congratulations. You're now the third Matthew Howard I know.
Is that really such a common name?
Jammin' Spork - November 28, 2008 04:48 PM (GMT)
I have never been arrested, apparently. I only have 354 results on the entire internets. Muahahaha.
And shouldn't this be in forum games?
-JS
Biobylon 5 - November 28, 2008 07:11 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Laughing Plasticware @ Nov 28 2008, 08:26 AM) |
Congratulations. You're now the third Matthew Howard I know.
Is that really such a common name? |
Yes. I know of about a dozen Matthew Howards. But I'm changing it to Matthew/Matt Frost and no I didn't get that idea from Caty I got it from a character I created almost a year before I met her.
Lyger - November 28, 2008 07:25 PM (GMT)
Your search did not match any documents.
Hah. A fine upstanding citizen am I.
Kayru - December 1, 2008 09:12 PM (GMT)
Did you use both first and last name?
Lyger - December 2, 2008 12:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kayru @ Dec 1 2008, 04:12 PM) |
| Did you use both first and last name? |
... yes. >>;;
I figured my first name was way too common to turn up anything interesting.
Leppy - December 2, 2008 03:46 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lyger @ Dec 1 2008, 07:39 PM) |
| QUOTE (Kayru @ Dec 1 2008, 04:12 PM) | | Did you use both first and last name? |
... yes. >>;;
I figured my first name was way too common to turn up anything interesting.
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Besides, I already had first pick. :P