I resolve to stop failing with SotW!

I RESOLVE TO GET SMASHED

HOMERUN

Last year I went to a party.

This year I'm sitting at home on my computer.

So far, this New Year's Eve utterly pwns last New Year's Eve.

Interesting.

You know, I was just thinking how fun it would be if just this time of year I happened to stumble upon some abondoned warehouse in which there was a computer which controlled all the clocks in New York City.

"FIVE! FOUR! THREE! ...FOUR...? FIVE...? SIX... DARN YOU LEPPY!!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I RESOLVE NOT TO SLACK OFF ON COLLEGE AND SAT STUFF.

Alg, if you keep to that resolution, well... okay, I won't give you anything, but I'd be -quite- surprised.

Everybody together now!

For Auld Lang Syne, my dear, for Auld Lang Syne...

I resolve to be more funny and less self-conscious about every Algernon thing I do.

I'm not going to make any promises whatsoever :P

I worked with my uncle at this party for New Year's...and got paid!

I resolve to write a comic as awesome as pangy's sig

I resolve not to resolve anything.

Is that possible?

No drugs this year.








too late.

I resolve to somehow get Laura to hear my mad piano skillz at work.

fail

You know, girls tend to hug me after they hear me play for the first time.

Record your music and put it on the computer. I will see if the music makes me want to cyber-hug you.

That's easy - just boot up the ol' laptop, click on "laura.jpg", and then play!

...With your piano, not with something else.

My lackey tried to do that a couple weeks ago on his cell phone when I was playing the Yamaha baby grand in our school theater, but it sounded like a cross between an electric guitar and someone farting. I'll see what I can do.

A gross!

Hey, it's like, why don't you talk about 288 in polite conversation?

Because it's two gross!

HOMG ROFL.

It's the first Anaglyph insult-fest of 2008! Feel the hate and be afraid!

The "laura.jpg" thing caught on! woot

More like laura.bmp if you ask me.

<_<

I know how to totally pwn j00 all.

I will convince someone to take a picture of me with the hot chicks I know.

Mwahaha.

Are you going to get a pic of them running away from you, too?

Actually, they hang around me quite a bit. (No crushes ,though - just part of my entourage.)

Simply because you hang out with "hot" chicks, doesn't mean you are a ladies man.

My resolution is to be more honest and less submissive!

And also to find a job. >.<

Happy new year, everyone!

It's like that show "My Boys" except the other way around.

I'm not saying i'm a ladies' man. They don't run away screaming from me, though.

Of course they don't run away screaming, silly. Pictures printed off the internet can't run.

They may not run away from you, but them being around you definitely doesn't mean they have any interest in you. Most of those preppy sluts these days will clasp onto every male creature that walks by.

Did I mention I hate almost all girls? Can't stand the majority of them.

I don't think they have any interest in me. Additionally, these girls aren't sluts.

Why did you not capitalize the second "I," but corrected Greg's lack of apostrophe on "ladies'"?

Though considering it's a common colloquialism, "ladies man" may be acceptable as is, but I'll have to look it up... half of me is saying it's usually "ladies'," the other half says "ladies"...

Egasp Kayru hates the gender of which she is a member! =O

The lower-case I is a typo, Lyg. Sheesh, that should seem obvious.

Of course it was! But I'm nit-picky. =D

It's why I'm so non-girly, and why my grandmother calls me her little grandson as a joke.
Oh wait, she doesn't do that now that I have a boyfriend. THAT would be awkward.

Kayru's coming out of the closet!

OH GOD NO

Well, cat's out of the bag... you might as well follow suit, Alg.

I suppose so...

Day of Fire... I don't know how to say this. But I think I'm in love with you.