On this wondrous night of summer, many amazing things happened. Unfortunately, none of them involved me. However, I did go to the library and get books. (as you do) I also watched The History of the World Part 1, and, as shown by the title of this blog, I loved it.

Tomorrow I get to look forward to a day of cleaning up an auditorium/scene shop while minding little sevies and making sure they don't break the props or each other. Fun.

Heh, History of the World Part I is awesome. :]

I spent a couple minutes trying to click "The History of the World Part 1"

You twit.

Yeah, seventy graders can be annoying. They seem to all be in the "Green Day is teh best thing evar!!!111" stage... something Greg seems to have never emerged from. OMG burn?

Are you saying Green Day is not one of the best bands ever?
Well, seeing as you listen to Lisa Kelly, I'll just ignore your comment.

Seeing as I have to leave for school, I'll address that post in several hours. <_<

well, to sum up todays experience, I carried stuff, broke stuff, and stopped the sevies from killing people.

example: on sevie picked up a crowbar and started swinging it vehemently. I walked over and asked him to give it to me. his response was "but it is my baseball bat".

so joe and I made up rules

rule #1 you newbs are insignificant

rule #16 never speak unless you have something interesting to say

rule #17 you newbs are insignificant and therefore cannot have anything interesting to say, so just shut it.

rule #23 don't swing sharp objects

rule #24 stop looking at me like that

rule #42 life the universe and everything, If you don't get this, go kill yourself now

there were more, but I cannot remember them right now. joe said he wished he had some recording device. do you remember any of the other rule joe?

at least I know that links are colored blue. twit.

23 was actually 27, and different. See my thread.

Today was bothersome. one of the new sevies is now named lumberyardboy. This is because throughout the entire day, he was constantly saying "hammers are good, we should use nails instead of screws" also, he almost killed two people with the backswing of his hammer. I have come to the conclusion that some sevies, we can train, the rest, we just have to shoot and bury in a forest somewhere.

Oscar's kinda cool.

Last night was fun. I watched the full lunar eclipse until 4:30 in the morning. (then I woke up at 2pm :ADD: )

2pm? What time do you go to school?

School doesn't start for us for a week.

I thought you were all at school. Dang.

No, that was just a theater tech camp we were at last week.

You got that one?

I didn't get to see it red, by the way. :(

no that was NAL's, it was red almost the entire time... how much light pollution do you have where you live?

I can't see many stars around here, even though I'm on the outskirts of town (the old place was exponentially better in terms of star count), but the moon is perfectly fine. What I meant was, I never saw the total eclipse - just when it was still starting and partially covered.

Is it just me, or is the majority of the worlds populace comprised of idiots?

It's not a hallucination. I think it's about time the common is removed from "common sense."

It may help if we eliminate seatbelt laws. That way, more idiots will end up not using them, and we'll have some good old Darwinian selection.

Simply because you always read all of Algernon's posts does not mean that everyone else is like him.

Why is it that the moment I decide I need to work on my summer math homework, I find so many things that I want to do that involve NOT doing said homework?

If that is a serious statement, what I said was instigated by people on another site.

Social justice teacher = phail!

today

"I will treat you all like college students"

five minutes later

"and if you are good, I will reward you with candy"

true story

Most teachers are morons.

I have so many horror stories about idiotic teachers.

with this teacher, you could say her name anywhere in the school and the people around you will wince or gag. EVERYBODY hates her, even the goody-two-shoes.

Oh, we have someone just like that! Everyone hates this b*tchy teacher named Mrs. Dunn-Reier. I had her in freshman year, and she just about ruined it for me. She left in my sophomore year, and came back this year. Everyone who has her hates her.

I have so many horror stories about her...It's almost sickening.

Yeah, I have her religion class too (mine's right after Cheese's). Teh sux. Seriously, our assignment at the end of class today was to grab a piece of broken pottery from a box she had. We partially pieced them together, and we're supposed to finish that tomorrow and try to find out what the story behind them is.

What the frak?

at least you don't have to write a one page report on justice

One page isn't really bad, I could pull one of those out of my rear...

...buttsecks.

yea, but it looks as if we will have to write one a day, every day of the year for the rest of the year... DO NOT WANT!

I object to Political Silverware's war on fun.

As do I. ONF< why do you always have to be such a party pooper? It seems as if every time you lock a thread that wasn't started by a spambot, it ends up getting reopened.

Anything with the word "Political" in the name generally discourages fun.

today I learned that joseph is an epic failure at life.

scenario 1: I steal his mechanical pencil and pretend to use it as a needle and stab him. he is utterly surprised by my technique and breaks down into a sobbing mass repeating "that was awesome"

scenario 2: I run into him in the hallway and decide to loom over him. he look up and me, pushes his nose into mine and calls out "nose nudges!" (I flee the scene rapidly)

XD

You should beat Joe up, Cheese.

Today the principal yelled at me for asking why he wanted us to leave the lunch room 5 minutes before lunch was out. He also called my parents. Now thats two administrators who seem to hate me.